I'd forgotten about the "5 Times" story. That was a good one. I'd never run across "The Farcical Embrace" before, so thanks for the link. You're right, it isn't great, but it does have some interesting ideas. And watching the ducklings trying to figure out both Methos *and* House would be almost as amusing as watching House trying to figure out Methos.

The Scientific Method is all about being driven to prove yourself wrong. You're in excellent company.

I've actually only seen the first season and then snippets of future episodes. Although I've been told that I must go and see the recent episode "Wilson".

But alas, no, I do not currently intend to write this. I have one fanfic that I need to finish up and then I'm going to try for some original fic. Wish me luck with that.