Hammond carefully puts down the phone. "Colonel O'Neill, how do you get us into these situations?"
"What? I didn't do anything. Who said I did what?"
"I just got off the phone with the head of the FBI."
Now O'Neill is genuinely curious. "The FBI?"
"Yes. Apparently your most recent prisoner is a mafia don."
"Huh. So they want to arrest him?"
"No, they want us to release him, because he keeps very tight control over his organizations and keeps down the violence. And I'm inclined to agree to release him, because as long as we have him, we're going to have both the FBI and the Mafia investigating us!!!"
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"What? I didn't do anything. Who said I did what?"
"I just got off the phone with the head of the FBI."
Now O'Neill is genuinely curious. "The FBI?"
"Yes. Apparently your most recent prisoner is a mafia don."
"Huh. So they want to arrest him?"
"No, they want us to release him, because he keeps very tight control over his organizations and keeps down the violence. And I'm inclined to agree to release him, because as long as we have him, we're going to have both the FBI and the Mafia investigating us!!!"