Maybe he gets a sample of the dna of each one of his descendants and programs them specifically into the computer with comments. So random strangers get random insults, but specific relatives get questioned about how they're doing, did they pass their history test, and what was so important that they missed the last family reunion, hmm?
And Methos is getting progressively more annoyed with this whole technology thing. Because being the height of technology was pretty sweet when it meant having a steel sword rather than an iron one, but it gets more and more difficult to stay ahead of the curve when it comes to computer tech. So he tried really hard to write a virus to wipe out all the information, but the SGC has all of these safeguards on their computer so the wipe doesn't work, just makes them more paranoid. And somehow the journals get out and saved to the public internet. Now they're everywhere, including yahoo/google news. Everyone thinks it's a hoax, of course, but such a brilliantly done hoax that must have taken dozens of researchers years to put together. So now there's this whole search to figure out who the hoaxers are.
Methos finally throws up his hands, admits defeat, figures at least he doesn't have to worry about losing his journals anymore, and sits back to watch the fall out, which is hilarious: various people proving and disproving the information in the journals, various people trying to claim credit for writing the journals, the Watchers and the SGC trying to suppress the whole thing, and the situation becoming so convoluted that there's no way to trace any of it back to Adam Pierson.
Re: Oh I do wish you would write this one
And Methos is getting progressively more annoyed with this whole technology thing. Because being the height of technology was pretty sweet when it meant having a steel sword rather than an iron one, but it gets more and more difficult to stay ahead of the curve when it comes to computer tech. So he tried really hard to write a virus to wipe out all the information, but the SGC has all of these safeguards on their computer so the wipe doesn't work, just makes them more paranoid. And somehow the journals get out and saved to the public internet. Now they're everywhere, including yahoo/google news. Everyone thinks it's a hoax, of course, but such a brilliantly done hoax that must have taken dozens of researchers years to put together. So now there's this whole search to figure out who the hoaxers are.
Methos finally throws up his hands, admits defeat, figures at least he doesn't have to worry about losing his journals anymore, and sits back to watch the fall out, which is hilarious: various people proving and disproving the information in the journals, various people trying to claim credit for writing the journals, the Watchers and the SGC trying to suppress the whole thing, and the situation becoming so convoluted that there's no way to trace any of it back to Adam Pierson.