ext_177587 ([identity profile] marbleglove.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] marbleglove 2010-03-06 10:10 pm (UTC)

Re: Oh I do wish you would write this one

Heh.

I'm reminded of a story that I'm not sure is even online anymore, "Save the Last Dance for Me" by Dayspring.

Completely paraphrasing the conversation after Methos is conned into giving a history lesson to a bunch of third-graders:

"Do you know how many questions a 100 third graders can ask? Why did the men in Egypt wear dresses? How did they go to the bathroom? Did Cleopatra really get bit on the breast?"

Joe and Mac are laughing. "Well, did she?"

Methos shrugs. "Sure. It was large, and conveniently bare."

"I don't think you'll have to worry about being invited back."

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