Plot-bunny: original, redeeming Mary Sue

I was talking to a friend about writing and he was telling me about his latest efforts and this character he is very excited about. She's 5'5", stunningly beautiful, has red hair and violet eyes, is an amazingly talented ninja, likes to tease the hero, and demands equal treatment with the men. Oh, and everybody likes and respects her.

I tried to figure out a tactful way to introduce him to the idea of Mary Sues and why they are really awful characters. I'm not sure how well I succeed in that. I think I might have compromised too much and failed to either be tactful or communicate a sufficient warning. However, the process made me think: given that description, is it possible to write a decent character?

My first thought is that it's simply not possible to write a character who everyone likes and respects, especially when including the reader in that "everyone." Second thought, though, is if she's a villain, then she could potentially be using a spell to force everyone to like her when in her presence. If she's the main villain in a standard quest plot (good guys much find the magical amulet of whatnot in order to remove the dark empress of doom from power) she could have acquired a copy of the prophesy foretelling her doom at the hands of the good guys and decided to take care of it herself by infiltrating their group. Since her appearance has been well known for the past decade, ever since she killed the good king using her super ninja skills and crowned herself over his still cooling body, then of course she has to change her appearance. She decided to go for spectacularly beautiful. She teases the hero because she's actually a very talented leader of men and knows exactly how to manipulate them. (After all, she's taken over a kingdom and ruled for the last ten years.)

The downside of this plot is that (a) she way outclasses the hero and (b) she's the villain. I'm unwilling to even contemplate a plot that involves the dark empress of doom being successfully wooed by a hero into changing her evil ways.

I suppose she could have become the dark empress of doom for a particular reason--invading a neighboring kingdom that had done her wrong years before, getting access to the secrets of the castle's secret chamber of secrets, or some such--and is now done with dealing with bureaucracy and wants to find a way to retire without trailing assassins for the rest of her life. At which point, the intend could have been lead the group into assassinating her in such a way that she can survive without anyone knowing that she has. And then she can slip away and return to her secret ninja clan or whatever.

This has the benefit of being really cool plot (in my humble opinion) but still puts her as way out of the hero's league and certainly not winding up happily married to him. At least not without another full plot arch explaining how that came about.

So, starting over:

We've got our stunningly beautiful ninja who teases the hero and is loved and respected by all. First, let's just nix the entire "loved and respected by all" bit. It doesn't work.

No self-respecting secret ninja clan is going to allow a stunningly beautiful daughter of the clan to train in the types of martial arts that could lead to permanent disfigurement. They would, I assume, attempt to restrict her to seduction techniques. However, our chickie here is extremely strong willed and has sworn that she will scar her own face if she is not allowed to learn the martial arts that she desires to learn. The clan leaders are extremely unhappy with this but agree. She's given special instruction by the most talented teachers to ensure that her face survives undamaged. Thus, she is both beautiful and a talented ninja. Under what circumstances is this a personality that would tease the hero? Or wind up being the love interest/reward to the hero?

Consider, at the same time as training in the martial arts she's also being trained in the seductive arts. The teasing then is done with conscious intent to seduce our relatively straight-laced hero. Our hero (for whom I have spent virtually no thought towards developing a personality) falls in love. The heroine is successful. The hero is also successful in performing the quest and crowning himself the new good king over the cooling body of the bad guy. Our heroine is part of a secret ninja clan though and is in the perfect position to be the hero's mistress/queen/bodyguard. The warrior side of her training says not to let emotions interfere while the seductress side says to willingly fall in love because it will make the assignment easier but to remember her loyalties.

The hero knows that she has split loyalties and was consciously seducing him but also acknowledges that the seduction worked and she is his. She is his safeguard against ever turning evil. He knows she will kill him if ever he does and he is reassured by this point since it's possible he is the true heir of the last dark lord.

It's a much more complex character and plot. And this has been a somewhat rambling post. But anyway, do you have any ideas for how else one could redeem a Mary Sue?

Plot-bunny: Harry Potter, redeeming Mary Sue

In the Harry Potter universe, the pure bloods are derisive towards the muggle-born, the non-human magical peoples, and any crossbreeds. This is blatant prejudice and a demonstration of why those pure bloods are the bad guys in the books. What if there's a reason for that prejudice though? There is a natural mutation that appears every so often, called Mary Sueism, named after the first documented example of the case. The mutation is most common in crossbreeds. And the mutation is horribly dangerous.

Some of the minor symptoms are extreme beauty and unusual coloring. However the defining feature of Mary Sueism is a version of psychic vampirism. Except that it's not just your psyche that a Mary Sue will suck away but your fate. If previous to meeting a Mary Sue, you were fated to be a hero, you will become a regular person. If you had been a regular person, you will become a sycophant. It is nearly impossible to fight a Mary Sue, and they are generally only identified retroactively, after a generation of young wizards and witches have been destroyed.

This is less of a true plot and more of a character study, because the point of a Mary Sue is that she--there are male Mary Sue's but they're less common--destroys strong characters and plot arcs. It's not intentional on her part, it's merely an affect of her existence.

Lucius Malfoy hates crossbreeds with a passion, hates muggleborns who don't understand, hates a great many people, because he misses his younger half-sister, Arianwen.

She was beautiful. She shone like the moon on water, had a laugh like silver bells, was as smart as a tack, and was half-veela. She was performing wandless spells with intent by the time she was seven years old. Lucius was five years older than she was and would let her use his wand to practice the spells he taught her on his holidays. She was always laughing and joyful. Until she was ten. Sometime in her tenth year she became quieter and more solemn. None of the family could figure out why, what had happened, what was wrong? Until they read the note she left behind the summer before what should have been her first year at Hogwarts.

She had diagnosed herself as a Mary Sue.

She knew a suicide could just make matters worse; Mary Sue's had tried that before. But she also knew that she couldn't stay in the wizarding world. So she had run away to a veela colony where she would be kept in isolation for the rest of her natural life. She was sorry. She loved them all. Good bye.

A generation of wizards and witches lived full meaningful lives because of Arianwen's decision. Lucius hated each and every one of them.

The plot carries on without any Mary Sue.

Drabble: Highlander/Sherlock Holmes, "Anderson hates Sherlock"

Since I manually post entries to both livejournal and dreamwidth rather than set up a mirroring system, I completely forgot to duplicate this drabble from February. Anyway:

I rarely write drabbles, but this plot-bunny sprung up and demanded a story so I decided to see if it could be appeased with a drabble. Cheers,
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"Anderson hates Sherlock" (in 100 words)

Most people assume Anderson hates Sherlock because Sherlock is bloody irritating. Some people think it's professional jealousy--Sherlock himself seems to be one of these. Very few people think he really has a dark secret, but his extramarital affair appeases those who wonder.

The real reason is that Sherlock has trapped Anderson.

With Sherlock around, Anderson can't wear his sword. With Sherlock around, Anderson can't speak Hindi like a native.  With Sherlock around, Anderson can't leave.

Anderson has been Anderson for twenty years, has a broken marriage, and is ready to die and become someone else. Anderson really hates Sherlock  Holmes.