Ooh. First, I like the idea of an experimental model of hte chapp'ai.

Then, the idea of "alien" Methos getting a tour of Earth is so incredibly awesome I can't even say. The idea just cracks me up. And he probably manages to drag his Jack to Joe's and Jack will think nothing of covering his tab. It's much later that he realizes that it's for years of heavy drinking rather than just a single night. Heh.