If only Anya from Buffy were around, then Kanin could attack her. Or maybe Kanin is like the bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and it will take down Fury!

Your head canon has infected me, Loki is surely the God of Internet trolls and I desperately want to see his blog, or rather see the Avengers see his blog. Tony would definitely know about it and get offended.