Heh. Well, in comparison to MacLeod, he's chaste. And charity, well, it all depends on your definition of "noble" I suppose. The nobles back in the day certainly weren't all that noble.

And now I see Saint Peter praying that Methos never dies because that would mean going over *all those records* and tallying everything up and trying to figure out where to put him. And it would just be a major mess.