Oooh. And you just know there's going to be jaffa-written fanfic about Teal'c and his adventures!
"Teal'c." Jack spoke with rare and utter seriousness.
"Yes, Jack O'Neill?"
"Have we been having a torrid affair of which I am unaware?"
"No, Jack O'Neill."
"Then why do the Jaffa have reports of such? Quite graphic reports."
Teal'c manages to convey surprise by twitching an eyebrow. "Those are not formal reports, Jack O'Neill. Your planet also has military and celebrity style pornography."
Jack is silent, contemplating how he's supposed to explain this to the General and if there's any chance he can get out of it.
Daniel pipes up, "That's actually a fairly universal phenomenon. The ambassadors here will need to be informed of it, though."
Jack's impassivity finally broke in order to glare properly at Daniel. Apparently it would not be able get out of explaining that a whole society had detailed reports of him having a homosexual affair that hadn't actually happened!
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Re: Oh I do wish you would write this one
Date: 2010-03-02 11:10 pm (UTC)"Teal'c." Jack spoke with rare and utter seriousness.
"Yes, Jack O'Neill?"
"Have we been having a torrid affair of which I am unaware?"
"No, Jack O'Neill."
"Then why do the Jaffa have reports of such? Quite graphic reports."
Teal'c manages to convey surprise by twitching an eyebrow. "Those are not formal reports, Jack O'Neill. Your planet also has military and celebrity style pornography."
Jack is silent, contemplating how he's supposed to explain this to the General and if there's any chance he can get out of it.
Daniel pipes up, "That's actually a fairly universal phenomenon. The ambassadors here will need to be informed of it, though."
Jack's impassivity finally broke in order to glare properly at Daniel. Apparently it would not be able get out of explaining that a whole society had detailed reports of him having a homosexual affair that hadn't actually happened!