Voices in my head

So previews for both The Hobbit and for the next three episodes of Sherlock have just come out. Yay!

And now I kind of desperately need someone to write a fic for me in which John Watson was Bilbo Baggins.

Because, well, how can there not be one?

There is simply a need for such a fic, a hole in the force which can only be filled by such a fic.

So, where is it?



He's always been a bit of an odd one, after his adventures so surely it makes sense that he likes to continue having adventures and writing about those adventures. And does Sherlock know? Is Sherlock purely human? Part something else? In the know? Not in the know? What of Mycroft?

So many, many possibilities.