My room-mate told me I was obsessed with bizarre shows. Imagine a Dead Like Me/Highlander crossover, where George gets a sticky stating the E.S.D. for a pre-immortal. Then, he wakes up. Soul pops out until after the body wakes up, Duncan arrives on the scene, then soul pops back in. She drags them both to Rube at Der Waffle House, because the Gravelings were there and everything. Besides, she is going to prove that she Did.Not.Miss.Her.Appointment-and the other guy didn't miss his, or hers.
Or, Dr. Amy Zoll visits Seacouver and hits 'Adam' outside of Joe's Bar. Anyway, she is horrified, and runs inside to tell Joe that she just killed Adam. Meanwhile, Georgia is basically trying to keep 'Adam' from diving back into his body. She thinks he's a raving lunatic when he keeps insisting that he'll wake up. Joe comes out and brings 'Adam' into the back room with Mike's help. Then he calls Mac. Amy's in hysteric's. She throws up in the gutter when she sees Adams blood all over her car; Adam is now just inside the bar making really snide remarks about 'see what happens when you argue with the 5000 year old man about history'? George mutters how 'awful' and 'delusional' 'Adam' is and won't let him anywhere near the back room near his body, in case he really tries to dive back in. She drags him to a corner booth/table (?) and orders a soft drink, calls Rube on her pay-per-minute cell-phone. She mutters under her breath that if he causes her any more trouble he will regret it. The hyperbole gets worse and worse. Eventually, Mac tells Dr. Zoll that Adam was pre-immortal, so he should be waking up. Eventually. This sends Amy into Another round of hysterics because 'Adam' is her best researcher! Then don't tell anyone! But that would be wrong! Rube shows up. 'Adam' states his case. Rube makes a phone call. While Rube is on the phone, Mac bring George a beer - she thinks she is losing her mind and is softly singing...'who is that graveling hanging from the rafters?:thunk thunk: 'Amy has always been a bit excitable,' Mac says like the two of them have known each other for years. 'Why are you here? Talking to me?'George asks. 'Just wanted to let you know that Amy didn't kill our friend. He's okay. Although, he's taking a bit longer than normal to wake up - I figured you might know something about that? Georgia Lass, isn't it?' 5000 year old delusional reaps. Live people who knew who she was. She drank the beer.'Adam'kept prattling on and on about it wasn't fair how she was drinking his beer.'Live with it'she hisses.'I can't'he spits back. 'You won't let me go back to my body and wake up'. 'Well, Peanut, the guys upstairs fucked the duck!' 'Aw, Rube, you always have such sweet things to say to me.' 'I'll be right back,' Rube leaves again, gives some Xanax to Dr. Zoll. Says she can do one of two things. Squeal on Adam Pierson, lose her best researcher, and never find out where Methos is; or, forget this ever happened, give the kid a sabbatical since, 1; you killed him, 2; he's probably terrified of this so called game after Kalas tried torturing him before Mac over there rescued him, and 3; his wife just died. Also, he was running around France trying to keep tabs on a Dark Quickening, witnessed Sean Burns permanent Death, and has run up a huge procrastinator's tab with Joe due to all the stress. Oh, and if you let him keep his job, he has a better chance of actually finding this 5000 year old man, now that he can actually sense when he might be around Mac over there.So which choice?" Joe is just staring at Rube in shock. Not to mention Mac and 'Adam'. "You're catching flies." Georgia said. Dr. Zoll takes her Xanax. "I'll pay his tab. He gets a year off. I keep quiet if he does." "Good choice-vehicular manslaughter is a bitch to have on your record. Let me call you a cab to take you where you want to go?" Amy nodded. "Yeah, sure. Sounds good. The rental?" "I'm sure someone will take care of it." Rube said. Amy leaves. 'Adam' yells 'Yes! A valid first death is established!!' Rube tells Peanut to let him dive back into his body. George leaves very very pissed off at the whole situation! 'I can't believe she paid his bar tab!' ...and the hijinks can continue, when I remember them?
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Date: 2008-11-09 07:18 am (UTC)Or, Dr. Amy Zoll visits Seacouver and hits 'Adam' outside of Joe's Bar. Anyway, she is horrified, and runs inside to tell Joe that she just killed Adam. Meanwhile, Georgia is basically trying to keep 'Adam' from diving back into his body. She thinks he's a raving lunatic when he keeps insisting that he'll wake up. Joe comes out and brings 'Adam' into the back room with Mike's help. Then he calls Mac. Amy's in hysteric's. She throws up in the gutter when she sees Adams blood all over her car; Adam is now just inside the bar making really snide remarks about 'see what happens when you argue with the 5000 year old man about history'? George mutters how 'awful' and 'delusional' 'Adam' is and won't let him anywhere near the back room near his body, in case he really tries to dive back in. She drags him to a corner booth/table (?) and orders a soft drink, calls Rube on her pay-per-minute cell-phone. She mutters under her breath that if he causes her any more trouble he will regret it. The hyperbole gets worse and worse. Eventually, Mac tells Dr. Zoll that Adam was pre-immortal, so he should be waking up. Eventually. This sends Amy into Another round of hysterics because 'Adam' is her best researcher! Then don't tell anyone! But that would be wrong!
Rube shows up. 'Adam' states his case. Rube makes a phone call. While Rube is on the phone, Mac bring George a beer - she thinks she is losing her mind and is softly singing...'who is that graveling hanging from the rafters?:thunk thunk:
'Amy has always been a bit excitable,' Mac says like the two of them have known each other for years.
'Why are you here? Talking to me?'George asks.
'Just wanted to let you know that Amy didn't kill our friend. He's okay. Although, he's taking a bit longer than normal to wake up - I figured you might know something about that? Georgia Lass, isn't it?'
5000 year old delusional reaps. Live people who knew who she was. She drank the beer.'Adam'kept prattling on and on about it wasn't fair how she was drinking his beer.'Live with it'she hisses.'I can't'he spits back. 'You won't let me go back to my body and wake up'.
'Well, Peanut, the guys upstairs fucked the duck!'
'Aw, Rube, you always have such sweet things to say to me.'
'I'll be right back,' Rube leaves again, gives some Xanax to Dr. Zoll. Says she can do one of two things. Squeal on Adam Pierson, lose her best researcher, and never find out where Methos is; or, forget this ever happened, give the kid a sabbatical since, 1; you killed him, 2; he's probably terrified of this so called game after Kalas tried torturing him before Mac over there rescued him, and 3; his wife just died. Also, he was running around France trying to keep tabs on a Dark Quickening, witnessed Sean Burns permanent Death, and has run up a huge procrastinator's tab with Joe due to all the stress. Oh, and if you let him keep his job, he has a better chance of actually finding this 5000 year old man, now that he can actually sense when he might be around Mac over there.So which choice?"
Joe is just staring at Rube in shock. Not to mention Mac and 'Adam'.
"You're catching flies." Georgia said.
Dr. Zoll takes her Xanax. "I'll pay his tab. He gets a year off. I keep quiet if he does."
"Good choice-vehicular manslaughter is a bitch to have on your record. Let me call you a cab to take you where you want to go?" Amy nodded. "Yeah, sure. Sounds good. The rental?"
"I'm sure someone will take care of it." Rube said. Amy leaves.
'Adam' yells 'Yes! A valid first death is established!!'
Rube tells Peanut to let him dive back into his body.
George leaves very very pissed off at the whole situation! 'I can't believe she paid his bar tab!'
...and the hijinks can continue, when I remember them?
~Innogen
...notes from the Treo